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What up dawgs? I is a gangsta down in da hood rockin' da hizzouse. Right on brudda! Who am I kidding? I'm totally the opposite. I'm as white (skin color) as you can get aside from being albino. I have 3 dogs and a cat. Two of my dogs live with me in Rochester and their names are Butch and Madison. They're both bulldogs and cutie pies with lots and lots of wrinkles! In fact, Butch has ANKLE ROLLS! I get really excited whenever I see them. Maddie likes to give tons and tons of kisses and she has an insanely long tongue so we call her "The Tongue." My fat ass cat lives with me in Rochester as well. Her name is Lillian (thought we call her Keekat) and she is absolutely ENORMOUS. Whenever we go to the vet with her the vet says (in his Hungarian accent): "Your cat is not very nice" and "Your cat is too fat." She's not really nice to other people but she's gotten better with them. She only likes me and will actually come up to me and want to chill with me. We totally understand each other and have most of the same personality traits. It's fun. As for my other dog, her name is Rebecca (we call her Becky) and she lives at my dad's house. She is about the size (length & width) of a piglet. She sounds like a gremlin and she chases hula-hoops. She also likes to grab stuffed animals of those soft squishy animal toys and sucks on them. We called them suck-things for they are then full of yucky sucky spit at all times and they are wet and nasty. Did I mention my septum is pierced?